As a literature teacher, I fully understand the symbolism behind Mother Nature, named such because of the parallels of fertility, fecundity, and over-all nurturing bounty between the two. (And even if I weren't a literature teacher, the connection between the two life-bearing entities would still be obvious. It's one of those things you just know.)
Four hours in to what meteorologists across the world purport to be unlike any winter weather system to hit Missouri in years, I can confidently assert that Mother Nature is neither a stay-at-home mom or a single mother. Think about it. If Mother Nature was sole entertainment provider for her children during severe weather systems, she would be more sympathetic to mothers. But no, she's too busy climbing the ladder and leaving her mark on the world to think about the middle woman--the actual mothers of the world.
Drive on roads covered by .5 inches of ice to pick her child up from school...not Mother Nature; purchase groceries for a potential three (if not more) days isolated to the house...not Mother Nature; shovel the driveway while her son begs her to build a snowman...not Mother Nature; explain to her son that just because there's no school tomorrow doesn't mean he can stay up as long as he wishes...not Mother Nature; watch countless episodes of "Johnny Test" as well as sequels of movies that shouldn't have even produced in first runs...not Mother Nature; play Scrabble and Sorry and Battleship and Uno and Monopoly until she's numb...not Mother Nature; hum the background music to Mario Bros in your sleep...not Mother Nature; lose personal mental capacity to such severity that you YouTube search the "Mario Bros" music and find this: Big Band performs "Mario Bros" theme...not Mother Nature.
Nope. Mother Nature lacks the compassion and heart of a real Mother. Because I wasted thirty minutes of my intelligence today looking at Mario Bros YouTube videos, I have no other suggestions of names. For lack of something better, I'm just going to call it nature.
Mother, my ass....